"Simple Tuna Delight"

Is that a three-way oxymoron or what? I mean, will you just look at that plate of cat food barf? Don't click on it, it's too frightening. This dish was made on one of those weeks when I was dead broke and decided to whip something up other than pasta sauteed in garlic butter. All it took were two cans of tuna, one can of cream of chicken soup, and some frozen veggies. Voila: cat food barf.

Tuna: It smells, tastes, and looks like cat food. And guess what, cats don't even like it. Maybe they like that Sheba stuff, but Mr. Chow just played with his bite of delight. I can't say it enough. Do not cook or eat this dish.

Following this recipe and once I came back into money, I spent a good deal of it on quality ingredients like fresh shrimp, bacon, chives, and red potatoes for what seemed like a delicious Corn and Shrimp chowder. Like the tuna dish, that one won't be explained in further detail here. I didn't even take a picture of it. Both of these things foiled my eating-cheap plans because they were, in fact, inedible.

Even my boyfriend didn't want seconds, and he eats offal and sea urchins.